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Neopl\u00fdvali jsme pen\u011bzi, a to ani tehdy, kdy jsme bez v\u011bdom\u00ed rodi\u010d\u016f neplatili ob\u011bdy ve \u0161koln\u00ed j\u00eddeln\u011b a t\u00edm z\u00edsk\u00e1vali p\u00e1r ututlan\u00fdch korun na cigarety a pivo, nem\u011bli jsme tehdy ani \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 super auta, ale nanejv\u00fd\u0161 tak Pion\u00fdra nebo Babetu, nem\u011bli jsme dokonce ani po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b pon\u011bt\u00ed o tom, […]","datePublished":"2019-02-25","dateModified":"2023-06-08","author":{"@type":"Person","@id":"https:\/\/www.byma.cz\/author\/#Person","name":"","url":"https:\/\/www.byma.cz\/author\/","identifier":1,"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/a6945111a6684c356ffa2edea93eeeab9450e38d2439d8ecd0a625f734db9218?s=96&d=mm&r=g","url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/a6945111a6684c356ffa2edea93eeeab9450e38d2439d8ecd0a625f734db9218?s=96&d=mm&r=g","height":96,"width":96}},"publisher":{"@type":"Organization","name":"byma.cz","logo":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"\/logo.png","url":"\/logo.png","width":600,"height":60}},"image":{"@type":"ImageObject","@id":"https:\/\/www.byma.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a338528_w2088_t1551194778.jpg","url":"https:\/\/www.byma.cz\/wp-content\/uploads\/img_a338528_w2088_t1551194778.jpg","height":0,"width":0},"url":"https:\/\/www.byma.cz\/jak-se-dobrat-dokonale-figury\/","about":["Zdrav\u00ed"],"wordCount":540,"articleBody":"Nem\u011bli jsme tenkr\u00e1t coby puber\u0165\u00e1ci ni\u010deho nazbyt. Neopl\u00fdvali jsme pen\u011bzi, a to ani tehdy, kdy jsme bez v\u011bdom\u00ed rodi\u010d\u016f neplatili ob\u011bdy ve \u0161koln\u00ed j\u00eddeln\u011b a t\u00edm z\u00edsk\u00e1vali p\u00e1r ututlan\u00fdch korun na cigarety a pivo, nem\u011bli jsme tehdy ani \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 super auta, ale nanejv\u00fd\u0161 tak Pion\u00fdra nebo Babetu, nem\u011bli jsme dokonce ani po\u0159\u00e1dn\u011b pon\u011bt\u00ed o tom, jak se bal\u00ed holky.A tak n\u00e1m nezb\u00fdvalo ne\u017e se pokou\u0161et o to jedin\u00e9, \u010deho se snad v on\u00e9 t\u00ed\u017eiv\u00e9 situaci dalo dos\u00e1hnout. Tedy pokou\u0161eli jsme se na sv\u00e9 spolu\u017ea\u010dky, p\u0159\u00edpadn\u011b jin\u00e9 vhodn\u00e9 objekty opa\u010dn\u00e9ho pohlav\u00ed, zap\u016fsobit alespo\u0148 sv\u00fdm vypracovan\u00fdm t\u011blem.No – vypracovan\u00fdm t\u011blem – jak se to vezme. Prost\u011b jsme tehdy \u010das od \u010dasu po \u0161kole n\u011bkde p\u00e1rkr\u00e1t nadzvedli n\u011bco, co vzd\u00e1len\u011b p\u0159ipom\u00ednalo \u010dinku, ob\u010das jsme se trochu prob\u011bhli, to zejm\u00e9na kdy\u017e n\u00e1m uj\u00ed\u017ed\u011bl autobus, ob\u010das jsme sout\u011b\u017eili v ‚p\u00e1ce‘ a p\u0159edstavovali si, jak na n\u00e1s d\u011bv\u010data polet\u00ed, a\u017e si t\u00edm vypracujeme svaly.Co\u017e se pochopiteln\u011b nikdy nestalo. A i kdyby se stalo, stejn\u011b bychom si t\u00edm tehdy ur\u010dit\u011b moc nepomohli. Proto\u017ee bl\u00e1zniv\u00fd puber\u0165\u00e1k je bl\u00e1zniv\u00fd puber\u0165\u00e1k, a\u0165 u\u017e se ukr\u00fdv\u00e1 v jak\u00e9mkoliv t\u011ble.To dnes u\u017e je pr\u00fd situace docela jin\u00e1. Dnes u\u017e je pr\u00fd zn\u00e1mo . To, je\u017e se jmenuje posilovac\u00ed guma a je\u017e je ur\u010deno prakticky pro ka\u017ed\u00e9ho, kdo chce m\u00edt vypracovan\u00e9 svalstvo a nikoliv pouh\u00e9 pohupuj\u00edc\u00ed se \u0161peky. S touto gumou si pr\u00fd sta\u010d\u00ed denn\u011b zacvi\u010dit, n\u00e1ro\u010dn\u00e9 silov\u00e9 cviky stejn\u011b jako t\u0159eba i jen n\u011bco na rozcvi\u010den\u00ed a prota\u017een\u00ed sval\u016f, a r\u00e1zem jsme pr\u00fd na nejlep\u0161\u00ed cest\u011b k tomu, aby se z n\u00e1s stali u\u010din\u011bn\u00ed nep\u0159ehl\u00e9dnuteln\u00ed borci.Pokud pr\u00fd s touto gumou jeden cvi\u010d\u00ed, nemus\u00ed se b\u00e1t, \u017ee by si ji snad n\u011bjak po\u0161kodil. A to pr\u00fd i kdy\u017e s n\u00ed v\u00e1\u017en\u011b cvi\u010d\u00ed a nejenom imituje n\u011bco jako sport. Proto\u017ee je tato guma jako drsn\u00fd chlap – tedy snese i ne zrovna \u0161etrn\u00e9 zach\u00e1zen\u00ed. Lhostejno zda od mu\u017ee \u010di \u017eeny, proto\u017ee s touto gumou mohou tr\u00e9novat ob\u011b pohlav\u00ed.Mn\u011b a mn\u011b podobn\u00fdm v\u0161ak u\u017e p\u0159i tomto pozn\u00e1n\u00ed nezb\u00fdv\u00e1 ne\u017e si jen truchliv\u011b povzdechnout. Proto\u017ee v dob\u00e1ch, kdy jsme sv\u00fdm t\u011blem (vesm\u011bs marn\u011b) v\u00e1bili sami\u010dky, je\u0161t\u011b toto sportovn\u00ed n\u00e1\u010din\u00ed k m\u00e1n\u00ed nebylo.I kdy\u017e je to vlastn\u011b mo\u017en\u00e1 i dob\u0159e. Proto\u017ee kdybychom tenkr\u00e1t nahlas \u0159ekli, \u017ee tr\u00e9nujeme s gumou, dostalo by se n\u00e1m jen n\u011bjak\u00e9ho toho pubert\u00e1ln\u00edho „hihihi“, „hahaha“, „hohoho“ a \u0161mytec.A dnes u\u017e jsme generac\u00ed, je\u017e si na\u0161la svou vlastn\u00ed cestu k ide\u00e1lu kr\u00e1sy. Cestu vyj\u00e1d\u0159enou heslem „pivo d\u011bl\u00e1 hezk\u00e1 t\u011bla“.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                "},{"@context":"https:\/\/schema.org\/","@type":"BreadcrumbList","itemListElement":[{"@type":"ListItem","position":1,"name":"Jak se dobrat dokonal\u00e9 figury?","item":"https:\/\/www.byma.cz\/jak-se-dobrat-dokonale-figury\/#breadcrumbitem"}]}]